15 June 2007

Out of the Mouths of Matrons

Heard over afternoon tea:


She was well endowed ... and she used her assets as a battering ram.


--Colleague, primly describing a crowded elevator situation.



4 comments:

  1. Guess you had to be there.

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  2. Yow. I have a phobia of elevators. It clashes with my loathing of stairs.

    Does that count towards my tag?

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  3. Yes. Absolutely.

    I have a fear of escalators.

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  4. eh eh eh . . . .makes me want to get on an elevator and ride!

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