tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post3569028813191006522..comments2023-10-22T04:42:10.127-06:00Comments on What Happened to the Subtitles?: Cakes or Consequencesmore cowbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17867825812404503048noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-25718905077221347152008-12-18T00:28:00.000-06:002008-12-18T00:28:00.000-06:00My brothers were wrestlers. Oh, how well I rememb...My brothers were wrestlers. Oh, how well I remember the pre-weigh-in diets and exercise excitement. Sometimes, if my brother was trying REALLY hard to squeak down an weight class he wouldn't even use toothpaste because it had calories! Sounds like your boy has a nice rapid-fire metabolism though (for now). Those consequences will bite him in the ass one of these days. And you will laugh!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11889294120616809157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-73827865480714209282008-12-16T15:10:00.000-06:002008-12-16T15:10:00.000-06:00I thought of you yesterday as I made cupcakes with...I thought of you yesterday as I made cupcakes with the little girl across the road.......rosemaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-41792592180713720072008-12-12T09:34:00.000-06:002008-12-12T09:34:00.000-06:00"All you guys feed him is pancakes and pizza...."All you guys feed him is pancakes and pizza. It's wonder his eyes don't pop out of his head." - Berta the housekeeper, from Two and a Half Men, commenting on Jakes constipation.RGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12264363264956622352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-16349289652883872532008-12-11T23:06:00.000-06:002008-12-11T23:06:00.000-06:00Having daughters is so different. As long as he is...Having daughters is so different. As long as he is healthy and active and strong...all the rest will take care of itself. Was he constipated??? ; ) Is that why the weight loss...? Just a passing thought.Middle Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962830669606760640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-11820009192001503002008-12-09T12:10:00.000-06:002008-12-09T12:10:00.000-06:00MG: "Cake is a patient foe" - ha! So t...<b>MG:</b> "Cake is a patient foe" - ha! So too, pumpkin pie. Take it from my ass. <br><br><b>Allan:</b> Permafat! OMG. I have some of that. <br><br><b>RG:</b> Yeah, well, you need to eat a hamburger, honey. And that's coming from a vegetarian. <br><br><b>Evil-G:</b> I've got one of those beer barrels you see St. Bernards carrying around. A really big St. Bernard.<br><br><b>Red:</b> Yeah, I told him that's the general consensus. He's still at that stage where he laughs in the face of long-term consequences, though.more cowbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17867825812404503048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-21448204063904427892008-12-09T11:44:00.000-06:002008-12-09T11:44:00.000-06:00The consequences will arrive ... when he's inc...The consequences will arrive ... when he's inching ever closer to 40.Red Sevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10374428870925284956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-36570402610169991902008-12-07T08:58:00.000-06:002008-12-07T08:58:00.000-06:00Six pack. At my age, I'm just happy not to hav...Six pack. At my age, I'm just happy not to have a beer keg.<br><br>Oh, and RG, shut up you skinny bitch!evilganomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04867509470546509687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-15516106741940626762008-12-07T07:54:00.000-06:002008-12-07T07:54:00.000-06:00Your kid still weighs more than I do.Cake does hav...Your kid still weighs more than I do.<br><br>Cake does have a way of catching up with you - especially after 30. Or 40, for that matter.<br><br>Yeah, I know - shut up you skinny bitch.RGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12264363264956622352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-73548727476935471512008-12-06T19:25:00.000-06:002008-12-06T19:25:00.000-06:00Maybe there was a lot of fiber in the cake...for q...Maybe there was a lot of fiber in the cake...for quick weight-gain that <b>lasts</b>, I recommend Fudge Tempura. It causes permafat.Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00419026498128315319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-78479825345858612122008-12-06T14:41:00.000-06:002008-12-06T14:41:00.000-06:00Oh, the cake may have been defeated...but you and ...Oh, the cake may have been defeated...but you and I know its only temporary. Cake will wait in the wings, waiting for the day that it can jump directly to his midsection - and stay there forever and ever. And ever. Cake is a patient foe...Maine Gayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10310690665621019670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-46294319878419393722008-12-06T09:34:00.000-06:002008-12-06T09:34:00.000-06:00It will cling to your ass like a bitter conservati...<i>It will cling to your ass like a bitter conservative clings to guns and religion.</i><br><br>Ain't that the sad, dimpled truth.KCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11407766450085647680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-41003203593833218422008-12-06T04:27:00.000-06:002008-12-06T04:27:00.000-06:00So, the little brat dropped the weight already. Ju...So, the little brat dropped the weight already. Just wait. His day will come too and then cake will have its vengeance! <br><br>Do I sound bitter? I outweigh the little monster by about 7 lbs. And I have a feeling he's much taller than I am.evilganomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04867509470546509687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-53997271281127547612008-12-06T02:41:00.000-06:002008-12-06T02:41:00.000-06:00Willym: How sweet that you think I have cooking s...<b>Willym:</b> How sweet that you think I have cooking skillz. Bless your heart. <br><br><b>JP:</b> Looking at the son, maybe I did.<br><br><b>Lost:</b> No. Why no, I'm not.<br><br><b>Sage:</b> One would think. But no, apparently, he doesn't have to work hard at all. <br><br><b>EvilG:</b> Why yes, as a matter of fact, you are a prophetic sage. (Not to be confused with any commenters by that name.)<br><br><b>Doralong:</b> Or not. <br><br><b>WM:</b> Or he could just blink. <br><br><b>Sling:</b> Me too. Unless it's one of those annoying nerdy types who plays with Star Trek dolls. <br><br><b>YDG:</b> Hello, Trigger?<br><br><b>RG:</b> Skinny bitch. <br><br><b>Tater:</b> One would think. I guess he'll learn about consequences some other day. <br><br><b>Al:</b> Actually ... in this economy ... maybe I could pick up a few extra bucks that way. What's a little thing like self-respect in times like these?more cowbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17867825812404503048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-11593809753815035482008-12-05T16:59:00.000-06:002008-12-05T16:59:00.000-06:00"Satan's ambrosia"Good God, it sound..."Satan's ambrosia"<br><br>Good God, it sounds like you are also penning a new Harlequin romance novel!Alhttp://bluealto.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-26666774741582200972008-12-05T13:12:00.000-06:002008-12-05T13:12:00.000-06:00@RG: "Skinny Bitch!"I echo what Doralon...@RG: "Skinny Bitch!"<br><br>I echo what Doralong had to say. Better the universe teaching the lesson, than mom. Tends to sink in much faster that way. Time to go jump some rope, young man...Taterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02919791592114537519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-83755175801256996622008-12-05T04:42:00.000-06:002008-12-05T04:42:00.000-06:00Your kid weighs more than I do.Your kid weighs more than I do.RGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12264363264956622352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-29363751613122001082008-12-04T22:20:00.000-06:002008-12-04T22:20:00.000-06:00tell him if he keeps this up, you'll be able t...tell him if he keeps this up, you'll be able to feed him hay and sleep in the barn with the rest of the horses..ha..<br>hey mom, he's a growing boy...you probably haven't seen the last of the weight gain either.yellowdog grannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-38521874417424345402008-12-04T19:45:00.000-06:002008-12-04T19:45:00.000-06:00Well he's just gonna have to use brains over b...Well he's just gonna have to use brains over brawn!<br>I'll take the thinking guy over the hulking guy anytime.Slinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12156315627331213427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-75655436150992444712008-12-04T19:22:00.000-06:002008-12-04T19:22:00.000-06:00Maybe he should've taken a crap before he weig...Maybe he should've taken a crap before he weighed in. I've heard that makes a difference. And shaved his head.The Witty Mulattohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14714368344885684793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-16545840929309206292008-12-04T15:38:00.000-06:002008-12-04T15:38:00.000-06:00Ah well the lessons of cause and effect are better...Ah well the lessons of cause and effect are better taught by the universe than the parents anyway.<br><br>Good luck to the lad either way!Doralonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08529026755912430796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-45693243378049023132008-12-04T09:09:00.000-06:002008-12-04T09:09:00.000-06:00At 16, with an athlete's metabolism, he should...At 16, with an athlete's metabolism, he should be able to dump those extra pounds in no time.<br><br>At 54, losing 6 lbs. is like starving yourself for a year.evilganomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04867509470546509687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-73409987189569787542008-12-03T17:11:00.000-06:002008-12-03T17:11:00.000-06:00wow..now he has to work hard at losing weight or a...wow..now he has to work hard at losing weight or at getting better at wrestling the big guys. Me, since I am no good at losing weight I would just take the beating.sagewebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06818567803401688931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-85619085473807594422008-12-03T15:34:00.000-06:002008-12-03T15:34:00.000-06:00Are we sure it isn't muscle weight??Are we sure it isn't muscle weight??LostInColorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15193497209648434779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-26149118282181233052008-12-03T14:06:00.000-06:002008-12-03T14:06:00.000-06:00I told you you should have sent me the rest of tha...I told you you should have sent me the rest of that cake.jphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05723809506730426054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6331618108385488261.post-66531437762975829172008-12-03T06:01:00.000-06:002008-12-03T06:01:00.000-06:00We can always blame Mom and her good cooking!We can always blame Mom and her good cooking!Willymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03652532356102638621noreply@blogger.com